It hasn’t been made official just yet, but over the weekend we learnt that Allister Coetzee will be getting sacked very shortly.

We didn’t learn about this via a statement from SA Rugby, because that would require some form of competence from the people who run rugby in this country.

Instead, we learnt of Coetzee’s sacking via a leaked letter he himself wrote to CEO Jurie Roux, in which he went off on what can politely be described as a massive whine.

Woe is me, he cried, ignoring a track record so terrible it doesn’t bear repeating. Instead, he placed the blame on just about anything and everyone other than himself.

Here are some of his gripes, covered on Times LIVE. He alleges that: