Today is #WomanCrushWednesday! I bet you're staring at your girlfriend's pics deciding which one to post on social media with the hashtag #WCW. Such deeds are non-negotiable in relationships. Posting your bae on social media is way better than buying her a bunch of flowers. With your R5 airtime or 20 megabytes you can be certified as the 'best BF in the world'.

"I posted you as my #ManCrushMonday so I expect the same on Wednesday". In 1905 you could have been expected to ride a horse to prove your intentions to a woman. These days it's about your Insta account, your selfie skills, your hashtag game and whole other bunch of things. A perfect connection to WiFi can literally bring your ex girlfriend back to your life.

The way we're so comfortable with the internet world I wouldn't be surprised if I'd see an e-wedding (online wedding) with all guests witnessing through a "private group chat". Back in the day it was easy for gents to see when the girlfriend is cheating. Like, if she introduces a new move in the bedroom after 3 years in a relationship, boom! That was a good sign right there. Who taught her that move? Apparently woman can easily tell when a guy is cheating. Men get all excited and change their whole routine.

Are you doubting that your bae is cheating on you? If she's no longer interested in your grooming routine or surprises you with Paco Rabanne 1 Million deodorant Spray. Oh boy! She's no longer yours bro. If her phone is on flight mode that's not a big deal, worry more when she's online but blue ticking you.

If you suspect that she's in entertaining another dude(s), here are the emojis to look for in her convo:

The Peach emoji

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This is one of the most controversial emojis. If we all agree that the egg plant belongs to gents then we all agree that this belongs to women. Got it?

The Sweat/ Splash Emoji 

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The splash emoji can mean that you’re either in the mood for some love-making or you’ve just crossed the finish line. Regardless, using this emoji undoubtedly connotes sex.

The Eggplant emoji

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This is the 'ultimate tool'. Getting this emoji at 2:00am from your crush would make you forget about sleeping.

The Tongue emoji

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This should be an innocent emoji. It's just a tongue! Well, it's not just a tongue - we all know that a tongue is another tool in the XX game.

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